Knitting Knight Gifts

Mother's day

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Swiss army knife

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

underwater knight

Missing You.

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

"Who ordered a pizza?"

S.P.F. 1,000

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Crazy old clown cat lady.

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

Beware of the Dragon

"One of you go see who's at the door."

octopus knitting a jumper...