Knitting Knave Gifts

GOD BLESS OUR UNDISCLOSED LOCATION.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

Arts and crafts

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

The wine-shop

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Christmas sweater alternatives

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

'Happy now?'

Woman knitting a washing line.

Silver Surfer.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

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