Nautical Knave Gifts

The Yachtsman

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

Servicemen.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

When laundry ruled the waves.

The Dubloon Stops Here

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Captain steering house through flood.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

Pirate

Moustached gentleman