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The Yachtsman

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Captain in a storm

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Servicemen.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

The Dubloon Stops Here

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Captain steering house through flood.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

Pirate

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."