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Pulling the Anchor Out

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Captain in a storm

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

The Dubloon Stops Here

When laundry ruled the waves.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Pirate

Battery Lighthouse

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Moustached gentleman

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Lighthouse Beam.

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Pirate eye test

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

"Call me Ishmael."