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Pulling the Anchor Out

Captain in a storm

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

When laundry ruled the waves.

The Dubloon Stops Here

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Battery Lighthouse

Pirate

Moustached gentleman

Lighthouse Beam.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Pirate eye test

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'