Nautical Neatnik T-Shirts

He's the most obsessively neat captain I've ever worked for --- He has a dustbuster instead of a hook.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Captain in a storm

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

When laundry ruled the waves.

The Dubloon Stops Here

'Are we there yet?'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Captain steering house through flood.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Touché"

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

Saved...life is good!

Pirate