Nautical Neatnik Mugs

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Captain in a storm

The Dubloon Stops Here

'Are we there yet?'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Mind the whale, dear."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Slip Ahoy!'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Captain steering house through flood.

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"Touché"

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

Saved...life is good!

Pirate

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."