Nautical Netizen Mugs

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

When laundry ruled the waves.

The Dubloon Stops Here

Boat wedding.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Captain steering house through flood.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

Fish or Cut Bait

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Fishing boat.

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Pirate

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Lighthouse Beam.

"Shall I let them breathe."

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Battery Lighthouse

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'