Nautical Buff Mugs

"Carpenter ants."

Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!

"A textbook landing..."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

The Dubloon Stops Here

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Boat wedding.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Captain steering house through flood.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

Pirate

Fishing boat.

"Shall I let them breathe."

Battery Lighthouse

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Lighthouse Beam.

Fish or Cut Bait

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'