Navy Buffs Mugs

Remote control pirate bully

Servicemen.

Piracy on a boating lake

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

COWMIKAZES

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Sub Editor

"Destroyers"

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

On board the MS Hepatology

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

Admiral in the bath.

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

A grave with an anchor and periscope

Horatio Nelson

'Kiss me Hardy.'

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

Iron clad sailors

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

'Oh, I'm the captain of my soul, all right -- it's just that I'm married to a fleet admiral.'

Ex-soldier carrying a tank home.