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Remote control pirate bully

Servicemen.

Piracy on a boating lake

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

COWMIKAZES

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"Destroyers"

Sub Editor

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

On board the MS Hepatology

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

A grave with an anchor and periscope

Admiral in the bath.

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

Horatio Nelson

'Kiss me Hardy.'

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

'Honda has recalled the U.S. Sixth Fleet due to leaky sunroofs.'

Iron clad sailors

U Boat

"A textbook landing..."