Naval Buff Pillows

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Servicemen.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Filling the Missile Gap

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Military style hedgehog

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

COWMIKAZES

"Especially modified you say..."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

'Chili again?'

US aid to Ukraine

Sub Editor

US fears missile competition.

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"FORE!"

Birds on the wing