Military Buffs Pillows

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

"Sir, we are asking for $579 billion and 37 cents. How can you say our requests are too vague?"

Lt. General Russel Honore

'Our only chance is to pick its wings off! Send Arnold in!'

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"

'Welcome to boot camp. You'll be staying in hut two-three-four.'

Retired Command Sgt. Maj. Basil L. Plumley 1920-2012.

'Generals with Benefits.'

Ex-soldier carrying a tank home.

"Are you sure these are regulation? It's for a lieutenant stationed at 90 Church Street."

Ok men, it's time to take the pledge to join the US military. I will leave not man behind! Due to the family nature of our humble feature, we have decided to filter out this panel's gruesome violence. We have standards, after all. Except when it comes to profanity. Let's go you #$% dork. What the %$*@*?

'This one is for not targeting any critics of pentagon spending...'

'Major Accident, meet General Hospital.'

'Around here, every day is bosses day!'

Think tank: 'I think therefore I blow stuff up!'

Relies on Radar

'I can't understand why no one came to our housewarming.'

"I can't heeear you!"

Trump Medal

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Support the Ex-Troops

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Servicemen.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"Postwar is hell."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

That's What Happens

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Monuments

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."