Military Buffs Mugs

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

"Sir, we are asking for $579 billion and 37 cents. How can you say our requests are too vague?"

Lt. General Russel Honore

'Our only chance is to pick its wings off! Send Arnold in!'

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"

'Welcome to boot camp. You'll be staying in hut two-three-four.'

'Generals with Benefits.'

Ex-soldier carrying a tank home.

"Are you sure these are regulation? It's for a lieutenant stationed at 90 Church Street."

'This one is for not targeting any critics of pentagon spending...'

'Around here, every day is bosses day!'

Think tank: 'I think therefore I blow stuff up!'

Relies on Radar

'I can't understand why no one came to our housewarming.'

"I can't heeear you!"

Trump Medal

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Servicemen.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"Postwar is hell."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Monuments

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

Filling the Missile Gap