Military Comedy Buff Mugs

'When I said 'pack for action' I didn't mean...'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Cat in a tank...

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'At ease, soldier.'

Filling the Missile Gap

Military style hedgehog

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

"Especially modified you say..."

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

'Chili again?'

US aid to Ukraine

US fears missile competition.

Birds on the wing

"Did you call for a Medic?"

Sub Editor

"FORE!"

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

'Does my bum look big in this?'

French Army knife

'...and this is the Mess.'