Military Buff With A Sense Of Humor Mugs

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Support the Ex-Troops

Servicemen.

Cat in a tank...

"Postwar is hell."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Monuments

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'At ease, soldier.'

Filling the Missile Gap

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

Military style hedgehog

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Defence Cutbacks.

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

How the US Succeeded in Afghanistan

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

The Drone

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

"Especially modified you say..."