Military Buff With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Servicemen.

Cat in a tank...

"Postwar is hell."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Monuments

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'At ease, soldier.'

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Military style hedgehog

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Filling the Missile Gap

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Defence Cutbacks.

The Drone

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"Especially modified you say..."

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier