Military Satire Buff Gifts

'Since I painted on the stripes the aim of the troops has improved.'

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Cat in a tank...

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"I have no thumbs."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'At ease, soldier.'

Pope tarts.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

Nice park. . .

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

French Army knife

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

'...and this is the Mess.'

"Did you call for a Medic?"

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'At last! Some decent kit.'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'Opponents of democracy, such as Chavez and Putin, want unlimited executive power and limits on the media.'

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

Your Country Needs MOO!

At a Country House

Banting in the Yeomanry

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

"You always knew where you stood with him."