Military Satire Gifts

Looking for a gift that combines humor with a nod to military life? Our military satire collection offers clever, funny items that celebrate the army, navy, air force, or marine humor. Perfect for service members, veterans, or enthusiasts with a taste for wit and satire. Brighten their day with art, mugs, or apparel that adds a humorous perspective to military themes.

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"Hold on - I'll call in an air strike." mockup

"Hold on - I'll call in an air strike."

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"Two?"

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'Can you smell something'

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Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant. mockup

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

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Cat in a tank...

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"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first." mockup

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

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'At ease, soldier.'

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Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock." mockup

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

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'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.' mockup

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

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French Army knife

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"Did you call for a Medic?"

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'...and this is the Mess.'

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'Does my bum look big in this?'

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'At last! Some decent kit.'

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'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.' mockup

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

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At a Country House

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Banting in the Yeomanry

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'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...' mockup

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

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Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder. mockup

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

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"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD." mockup

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

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'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!' mockup

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

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'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.' mockup

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

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US Camouflage School

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My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4. mockup

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

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"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

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