Military Satire Pillows

"Hold on - I'll call in an air strike."

"Two?"

'Can you smell something'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Cat in a tank...

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'At ease, soldier.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

French Army knife

"Did you call for a Medic?"

'...and this is the Mess.'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'At last! Some decent kit.'

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

At a Country House

Banting in the Yeomanry

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

US Camouflage School

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

The Emperor of Irony

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers

Beware of the dog.

'President George P. D. Q. ?3 Bush today called for Gulf War VIII'....'

Peacekeeping?

'At the moment, it's only weakness is flypaper.' - (spyplane research dept.)

"It's from Private Ryan...Wish you were here."

The origin of 'Rorke's drift' has long been a subject of intense speculation.

"What do you think the delivery time is on a drone pizza?"