Military Satire Fans Pillows

'Can you smell something'

One legged men.

'Reminds me of Army Boot Camp...'

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

'Is your security clearance top sacred?'

'When you ordered the troops to charge, sire, they went into town and ran up a huge bar tab.'

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

The changing of the guard.

Really big bang

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

Loose Ships Lip Sync

'General practitoner'

'It was the only white thing I had.'

Metropolitan Marines

Possum Army HQ. Here's the casualty report, sir --- You have to take it with a grain of salt, of course.

We're Looking At a Few Good Men

The True Reason of War. A Little Frontier Incident in Alsace, July 1914.

"Duty calling on line two, sir."

'Craig Venter is positive, sir. You take an empty cell, fill with Euro soccer hooligan DVD, multiply and defeat the Taliban!'

21 Bun Salute.

"Listen up! When I yell 'hop' you say 'how high?!'"

Hit Or Missler Gun

The Boche Catcher

New Hospital Train- Stretchers Suspended by Rubber Bands

"Hold on - I'll call in an air strike."

"Not on my watch, soldier!"

"Stop playing around and put it back in you knapsack"

Major Birthday

Get Ready for the Next One

"The 2.3 billion dollar item, is that before or after the manufacturer's rebate?"