Military Satire Fans Pillows

'Can you smell something'

One legged men.

'Reminds me of Army Boot Camp...'

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

'Is your security clearance top sacred?'

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'

'General practitoner'

The changing of the guard.

Really big bang

'It was the only white thing I had.'

"Duty calling on line two, sir."

Metropolitan Marines

The True Reason of War. A Little Frontier Incident in Alsace, July 1914.

"Listen up! When I yell 'hop' you say 'how high?!'"

New Hospital Train- Stretchers Suspended by Rubber Bands

"Hold on - I'll call in an air strike."

'Following government cuts, this is your new kit bag.'

Major Birthday

"Stop playing around and put it back in you knapsack"

"The 2.3 billion dollar item, is that before or after the manufacturer's rebate?"

"Not on my watch, soldier!"

Silhouttes

The Boche Catcher

Hit Or Missler Gun