Military Satire Lovers Pillows

A Series of Misadventures.

Army officer visiting optometrist having a reading test - Boom, kaboom, wham, pow pow, bang bang.

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

Ad Valorem

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

'Hamster Swat Team.'

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

"Dear Mum, please stop sending me food parcels..."

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

"Boots on the ground are one thing. Boots on my table quite another."

Cat tipping a fish out of a bird box

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'

"So...were they open to negotiations?"

"It varies, but offhand I'd say around 750 'bang-bangs' equal one 'boom'."

'General practitoner'

Really big bang

The changing of the guard.

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'By the way, what are we in line for?'

'Completed the pyramid, eh? Now take it down to the ground.'

"I might be able to offer you a test drive."

Army PR: 'Okay,stand to attention men! Here comes the Brigadeer!'

I'm glad I'm wearing boxers!

The True Reason of War. A Little Frontier Incident in Alsace, July 1914.

"Duty calling on line two, sir."

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'