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The Draft

"Good news. We're the hundredth caller."

Sign of the Times

The True Reason of War. A Little Frontier Incident in Alsace, July 1914.

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

'Following government cuts, this is your new kit bag.'

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

Your Country Needs MOO!

Ad Valorem

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

'Hamster Swat Team.'

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

"Dear Mum, please stop sending me food parcels..."

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

"So...were they open to negotiations?"

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

"Boots on the ground are one thing. Boots on my table quite another."

Cat tipping a fish out of a bird box

Really big bang

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'

The changing of the guard.

"It varies, but offhand I'd say around 750 'bang-bangs' equal one 'boom'."

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'By the way, what are we in line for?'

Army PR: 'Okay,stand to attention men! Here comes the Brigadeer!'

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

"Then it's agreed. I'll send you a lieutenant in exchange for a clerk typist and a staff sergeant."

"Duty calling on line two, sir."

'Completed the pyramid, eh? Now take it down to the ground.'