Military Satire Buff Pillows

'Since I painted on the stripes the aim of the troops has improved.'

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Cat in a tank...

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"I have no thumbs."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'At ease, soldier.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

French Army knife

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"Did you call for a Medic?"

'...and this is the Mess.'

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

Nice park. . .

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'Opponents of democracy, such as Chavez and Putin, want unlimited executive power and limits on the media.'

'At last! Some decent kit.'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Banting in the Yeomanry

At a Country House

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

Your Country Needs MOO!

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

"You always knew where you stood with him."