Military Satire Lover Pillows

'Everybody...keep quiet and stay away from the windows - it's a Jehovah's Witness!'

'Smell of Napalm in the Morning' fragrance.

'...Those damn drones have been giving us a bad name.'

Army Training

Hit Or Missler Gun

Silhouttes

'Only one man in 1,000 is a leader of men. The other 999 follow women!'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

Ad Valorem

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'Hamster Swat Team.'

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

"Dear Mum, please stop sending me food parcels..."

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

"Boots on the ground are one thing. Boots on my table quite another."

Cat tipping a fish out of a bird box

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'

"So...were they open to negotiations?"

"It varies, but offhand I'd say around 750 'bang-bangs' equal one 'boom'."

The changing of the guard.

Really big bang

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'By the way, what are we in line for?'

Storks and Tank

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

"Duty calling on line two, sir."

I'm glad I'm wearing boxers!