War Satire Lover Pillows

'A tricky situation sir. The French are deploying unsinkable dressing tables!'

Dick's New Heart

"I might be able to offer you a test drive."

Schengen

The Anti-Agent

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

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"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

'Dropping the Pilot'-the Fall of Bismarck

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

It Makes Sense If You're a Democrat

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

'We're sure they're in there... but we're not certain if they have weapons of mass destruction.'

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

Putin Shoots Down Peace

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

'I know it seems like a war, but it's actually an all-out struggle for peace!'

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'