War Satire Lover Pillows

'A tricky situation sir. The French are deploying unsinkable dressing tables!'

"I might be able to offer you a test drive."

Schengen

The Anti-Agent

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

'Dropping the Pilot'-the Fall of Bismarck

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

Putin Shoots Down Peace

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

'We're sure they're in there... but we're not certain if they have weapons of mass destruction.'

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

'I know it seems like a war, but it's actually an all-out struggle for peace!'

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'6 One-Act Plays By 6 World Leaders'

Larry's snout was as clean as a whistle...this made some a little edgy.