War Satirist Pillows

'President George P. D. Q. ?3 Bush today called for Gulf War VIII'....'

A military general watches TV on a bomb.

"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

"Nation-building never works."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Flags

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Trump pardons

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

'Cannonball!'

UK border controls relaxed.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

No-Work Orange

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"You're on a what?!"

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

Ghostwriting the Bible

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

The economy.

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."