War Satire Enthusiasts Pillows

New Hospital Train- Stretchers Suspended by Rubber Bands

American Barb Trowsers

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"Very Presidential."

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

Split Decision

In my day, they didn

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

Ursula von der Leyen Surrounded By Donald Trump Heads on Island

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

"Mr Bush? I have a little job for you in North Korea..."

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Leftie Trump

Be the Lame Change You Seek

"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

Trump's Wall

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

'President George P. D. Q. ?3 Bush today called for Gulf War VIII'....'

A politician points in the direction forward while being carried by members of the public.

'Rabbit Leader here, No, you may NOT return to base because your sock keeps botching up,'

"Owww!! Yes, that hurts!"

Loose Ships Lip Sync

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'Our government is comprised of three branches - politicians, lobbyists, and the media.'

Tony Blair

The City of Eden…in Fact - Martin Outside the 'Office' of Chuzzlewit & Co

We're Looking At a Few Good Men

"Truth is not truth."

The True Reason of War. A Little Frontier Incident in Alsace, July 1914.

Possum Army HQ. Here's the casualty report, sir --- You have to take it with a grain of salt, of course.

"I might be able to offer you a test drive."