War Parody Enthusiast Pillows

You Passed the Democracy Test.

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

Golf war: 'Fore!'

'Hamster Swat Team.'

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

"Dear Mum, please stop sending me food parcels..."

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

"Boots on the ground are one thing. Boots on my table quite another."

Cat tipping a fish out of a bird box

Really big bang

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'

'Rabbit Leader here, No, you may NOT return to base because your sock keeps botching up,'

"It varies, but offhand I'd say around 750 'bang-bangs' equal one 'boom'."

The changing of the guard.

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'By the way, what are we in line for?'

Storks and Tank

"Duty calling on line two, sir."

I'm glad I'm wearing boxers!

Army PR: 'Okay,stand to attention men! Here comes the Brigadeer!'

The True Reason of War. A Little Frontier Incident in Alsace, July 1914.

"Then it's agreed. I'll send you a lieutenant in exchange for a clerk typist and a staff sergeant."

"I might be able to offer you a test drive."

Metropolitan Marines

"Listen up! When I yell 'hop' you say 'how high?!'"

"I didn't see you at camouflage practice today, soldier!"