War Humor Enthusiast Pillows

"Good news. We're the hundredth caller."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

Your Country Needs MOO!

Ad Valorem

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Golf war: 'Fore!'

'Hamster Swat Team.'

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

"Dear Mum, please stop sending me food parcels..."

"It varies, but offhand I'd say around 750 'bang-bangs' equal one 'boom'."

"So...were they open to negotiations?"

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

Cat tipping a fish out of a bird box

Really big bang

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'

'Rabbit Leader here, No, you may NOT return to base because your sock keeps botching up,'

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

The changing of the guard.

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

"Boots on the ground are one thing. Boots on my table quite another."

'By the way, what are we in line for?'

Military Intelligence - Cross word puzzle instead of medal ribbons.

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'