War Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"Good news. We're the hundredth caller."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

Your Country Needs MOO!

Ad Valorem

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

Recruit Depot - Barber. That barber is fast! He knows a short-cut!

'When you ordered the troops to charge, sire, they went into town and ran up a huge bar tab.'

Golf war: 'Fore!'

'Hamster Swat Team.'

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

"Dear Mum, please stop sending me food parcels..."

"So...were they open to negotiations?"

"Boots on the ground are one thing. Boots on my table quite another."

"It varies, but offhand I'd say around 750 'bang-bangs' equal one 'boom'."

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'

Really big bang

Loose Ships Lip Sync

The changing of the guard.

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

'Rabbit Leader here, No, you may NOT return to base because your sock keeps botching up,'

"Is something funny, soldier?"

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

Cat tipping a fish out of a bird box

'By the way, what are we in line for?'

Military Intelligence - Cross word puzzle instead of medal ribbons.