War Parody Enthusiast Gifts

You Passed the Democracy Test.

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

Golf war: 'Fore!'

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

'Hamster Swat Team.'

'When you ordered the troops to charge, sire, they went into town and ran up a huge bar tab.'

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

"Dear Mum, please stop sending me food parcels..."

"It varies, but offhand I'd say around 750 'bang-bangs' equal one 'boom'."

Loose Ships Lip Sync

Cat tipping a fish out of a bird box

Really big bang

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

"Boots on the ground are one thing. Boots on my table quite another."

"Is something funny, soldier?"

'Rabbit Leader here, No, you may NOT return to base because your sock keeps botching up,'

The changing of the guard.

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'By the way, what are we in line for?'

Metropolitan Marines

"Duty calling on line two, sir."

We're Looking At a Few Good Men

"I might be able to offer you a test drive."

21 Bun Salute.

"Then it's agreed. I'll send you a lieutenant in exchange for a clerk typist and a staff sergeant."

Storks and Tank

The True Reason of War. A Little Frontier Incident in Alsace, July 1914.

Army PR: 'Okay,stand to attention men! Here comes the Brigadeer!'

I'm glad I'm wearing boxers!

"Listen up! When I yell 'hop' you say 'how high?!'"