Military Satire Enthusiast Gifts

'Keep working on those recruitment slogans.'

'Our troops are NOT under-equipped. In fact only this morning I ordered two dozen inflatable bow and arrow kits which should be with our troops by the end of the year.'

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

Ad Valorem

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

Your Country Needs MOO!

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'Hamster Swat Team.'

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

"Dear Mum, please stop sending me food parcels..."

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'

"Boots on the ground are one thing. Boots on my table quite another."

"So...were they open to negotiations?"

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

Cat tipping a fish out of a bird box

The changing of the guard.

"It varies, but offhand I'd say around 750 'bang-bangs' equal one 'boom'."

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

Really big bang

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'By the way, what are we in line for?'

'Completed the pyramid, eh? Now take it down to the ground.'

Storks and Tank

"Duty calling on line two, sir."

The True Reason of War. A Little Frontier Incident in Alsace, July 1914.

I'm glad I'm wearing boxers!

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

Army PR: 'Okay,stand to attention men! Here comes the Brigadeer!'