Military Satire Enthusiast Mugs

'Keep working on those recruitment slogans.'

'Our troops are NOT under-equipped. In fact only this morning I ordered two dozen inflatable bow and arrow kits which should be with our troops by the end of the year.'

Super Surge! a.k.a. The Buddy List

We're Looking At a Few Good Men

Hero Drone Commander of the Pakistani Army

Honor Our Future Sacrifices

An Awkward Conversation at the Recruiting Office

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

Your Country Needs MOO!

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

Ad Valorem

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

Recruit Depot - Barber. That barber is fast! He knows a short-cut!

'Hamster Swat Team.'

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

'When you ordered the troops to charge, sire, they went into town and ran up a huge bar tab.'

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

"Dear Mum, please stop sending me food parcels..."

"So...were they open to negotiations?"

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'

"It varies, but offhand I'd say around 750 'bang-bangs' equal one 'boom'."

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

"Boots on the ground are one thing. Boots on my table quite another."

Really big bang

The changing of the guard.

Cat tipping a fish out of a bird box

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

"Is something funny, soldier?"

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'By the way, what are we in line for?'