Military Satirist Mugs

Start their day with a punchline! Our military satirist mugs feature clever, humorous designs that brighten mornings and spark conversations. Perfect for anyone who appreciates satire and wit.

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Toy Soldiers - 'They're in civilian clothing.'

Toy Soldiers - 'They're in civilian clothing.' mockup

Toy Soldiers - 'They're in civilian clothing.'

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"What I don't like about the military is all the emphasis on winning."

"What I don't like about the military is all the emphasis on winning." mockup

"What I don't like about the military is all the emphasis on winning."

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101 uses of a dead cat: knife

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Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant. mockup

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

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Cat in a tank...

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"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first." mockup

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

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'At ease, soldier.'

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After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds. mockup

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

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Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock." mockup

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

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"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government." mockup

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

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'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.' mockup

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

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'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements' mockup

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

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'...and this is the Mess.'

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"Did you call for a Medic?"

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French Army knife

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'Does my bum look big in this?'

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'At last! Some decent kit.'

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'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.' mockup

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

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'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...' mockup

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

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Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder. mockup

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

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Your Country Needs MOO!

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Banting in the Yeomanry

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At a Country House

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"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD." mockup

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

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'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!' mockup

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

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'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.' mockup

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

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US Camouflage School

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My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4. mockup

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

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Peacekeeping?

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'President George P. D. Q. ?3 Bush today called for Gulf War VIII'....'

'President George P. D. Q. ?3 Bush today called for Gulf War VIII'....' mockup

'President George P. D. Q. ?3 Bush today called for Gulf War VIII'....'

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"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

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