Military Satire Lover Gifts

'Everybody...keep quiet and stay away from the windows - it's a Jehovah's Witness!'

'Smell of Napalm in the Morning' fragrance.

'...Those damn drones have been giving us a bad name.'

Army Training

Hit Or Missler Gun

Silhouttes

'Only one man in 1,000 is a leader of men. The other 999 follow women!'

21 Bun Salute.

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

Ad Valorem

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

'When you ordered the troops to charge, sire, they went into town and ran up a huge bar tab.'

'Hamster Swat Team.'

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

"Dear Mum, please stop sending me food parcels..."

Cat tipping a fish out of a bird box

"Boots on the ground are one thing. Boots on my table quite another."

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'

"It varies, but offhand I'd say around 750 'bang-bangs' equal one 'boom'."

Really big bang

"So...were they open to negotiations?"

The changing of the guard.

"Is something funny, soldier?"

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'By the way, what are we in line for?'