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The Draft

"Good news. We're the hundredth caller."

Sign of the Times

The True Reason of War. A Little Frontier Incident in Alsace, July 1914.

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

'Following government cuts, this is your new kit bag.'

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

Your Country Needs MOO!

Ad Valorem

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'Hamster Swat Team.'

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

'When you ordered the troops to charge, sire, they went into town and ran up a huge bar tab.'

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

Recruit Depot - Barber. That barber is fast! He knows a short-cut!

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

"Dear Mum, please stop sending me food parcels..."

"Boots on the ground are one thing. Boots on my table quite another."

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

"It varies, but offhand I'd say around 750 'bang-bangs' equal one 'boom'."

Really big bang

"So...were they open to negotiations?"

Cat tipping a fish out of a bird box

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'

Loose Ships Lip Sync

The changing of the guard.

"Is something funny, soldier?"

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'By the way, what are we in line for?'