Military Humor Lover Gifts

"Don't panic. It's one of ours!"

"Oops! Auto-correct prompted me to press 'launch' instead of 'lunch'."

Acme Rubber Band Co.

"Looks like some kinda sleeper cell."

The Fat Soldier.

'Let's get some camouflage on that face, soldier.'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'If promotion is THAT swift how come you ain't a General?'

"I say, do you know anything about parachutes?"

"first Sergeant, are you certain that I can't perform my jon from my home?"

"So...were they open to negotiations?"

"Anyone seen private Butten?"

'What is higher than an admiral?'

"I call it the 'people carrier'"

'I told you to keep an eye on that machine gun.'

'I never thought they'd cut the military budget this far!'

'Completed the pyramid, eh? Now take it down to the ground.'

White Helmets' Ice Creams

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

"The Intelligence bureau has informed me that there´s a spy amongst us."

Can I just run something up the flagpole?

'You're right, private. It's not in the army regulations.'

'I already have the helmet, so I'm thinking of enlisting in the Army.'

Hague Convention Defied - The Tommy Scalder

Ad Valorem

An officer and a private.

"Well, well, look who just flew in under the radar."

Army personnel in a tank

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Cat in a tank...

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'At ease, soldier.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'