Military Humor Lovers Gifts

"I'm your camouflage instructor."

Eventually, the Army quit using the foot grenade.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Cat in a tank...

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'At ease, soldier.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

French Army knife

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

'...and this is the Mess.'

"Did you call for a Medic?"

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

'At last! Some decent kit.'

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

Banting in the Yeomanry

Your Country Needs MOO!

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

Ad Valorem

At a Country House

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers

Beware of the dog.

"Whoever made fun of my hat better step forward now, or I'll turn this march around!"

The Emperor of Irony

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

Peacekeeping?