Military Humor Buffs Gifts

War: Soldier attempts to bat away a missile

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Cat in a tank...

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'At ease, soldier.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

'...and this is the Mess.'

French Army knife

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"Did you call for a Medic?"

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

'At last! Some decent kit.'

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

Banting in the Yeomanry

At a Country House

Your Country Needs MOO!

Ad Valorem

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

The Emperor of Irony

Beware of the dog.

Peacekeeping?

"Whoever made fun of my hat better step forward now, or I'll turn this march around!"

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers

'Hamster Swat Team.'

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"