Military Humor Buff Gifts

'Watkins you remember I said be prepared for the unexpected.'

Recruit Depot - Barber. That barber is fast! He knows a short-cut!

Your Country Needs MOO!

'Ahhhhh! Don't you just love spring?!'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Cat in a tank...

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'At ease, soldier.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

'...and this is the Mess.'

"Did you call for a Medic?"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

French Army knife

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

'At last! Some decent kit.'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

Ad Valorem

Banting in the Yeomanry

At a Country House

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

The Emperor of Irony

'Hamster Swat Team.'

Peacekeeping?

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.