Military Comedy Buff Gifts

'When I said 'pack for action' I didn't mean...'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Cat in a tank...

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'At ease, soldier.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Filling the Missile Gap

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Military style hedgehog

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Especially modified you say..."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

'Chili again?'

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"FORE!"

French Army knife

Sub Editor

US fears missile competition.

US aid to Ukraine

'...and this is the Mess.'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

"Did you call for a Medic?"

Birds on the wing