Military Humorists Gifts

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

Another failed weapons project by the U.S. government.

'At the moment, it's only weakness is flypaper.' - (spyplane research dept.)

'At ease, soldier.'

'If you don't ring, you can't come in!'

"What's the army's lowest rank?"

"General, we're doomed: The enemy's message we intercepted says they will attack in Winter..."

'We have three who want to serve as their patriotic duty...14 who want nose jobs and 32 who want implants.'

"Okay boys finish your tea, it's only the Yanks Rapid Reaction Force"

Deepfried Sassoon

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

Peacekeeping?

Deserter's Monument

'... Now this releases me from any liability. And this form ...' 'Fred's legal experiences in civilian life interfered with his work in a war zone.'

From here vantage point Colonel Katchamka realised she could see the Polish boarder.

'Pentagon may allow women into combat.'

Reserve Ants

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Cat in a tank...

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

'...and this is the Mess.'

"Did you call for a Medic?"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

French Army knife

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

'At last! Some decent kit.'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

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