Military History Humorist Gifts

Looking for clever gifts for the military history humorist? Explore our curated collection of funny and insightful products that celebrate military history with a humorous twist. Perfect for history buffs who love a good laugh, these items bring together wit, nostalgia, and a touch of satire—ideal for anyone who appreciates the lighter side of military tales. Whether for a veteran, a history teacher, or any fan of military lore, find a unique gift that sparks smiles and conversations.

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"Let's run it up the flagpole and see if anyone shoots at it."

"Let's run it up the flagpole and see if anyone shoots at it." mockup

"Let's run it up the flagpole and see if anyone shoots at it."

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'Believe it or not General, the Army is already charging...'

'Believe it or not General, the Army is already charging...' mockup

'Believe it or not General, the Army is already charging...'

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Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant. mockup

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

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Cat in a tank...

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Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore mockup

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

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"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first." mockup

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

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'At ease, soldier.'

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After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds. mockup

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

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Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock." mockup

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

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A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.' mockup

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

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'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.' mockup

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

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'Does my bum look big in this?'

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"Did you call for a Medic?"

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French Army knife

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'...and this is the Mess.'

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'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?' mockup

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

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'At last! Some decent kit.'

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Tank driver wielding a slingshot. mockup

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

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"You can let that go till later, Harris."

"You can let that go till later, Harris." mockup

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

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'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.' mockup

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

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Your Country Needs MOO!

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Ad Valorem

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Banting in the Yeomanry

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At a Country House

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'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.' mockup

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

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'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...' mockup

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

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"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD." mockup

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

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General's Coin Toss

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'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!' mockup

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

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'It's only a slug Norman.'

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"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad" mockup

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

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'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.' mockup

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

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The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers mockup

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers

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Golf war: 'Fore!'

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Military History Humorist Gifts Collection

Military History Humorist Mugs

Explore our selection of witty military history humorist mugs—perfect for coffee lovers and history buffs alike, and guaranteed to make every sip more enjoyable.

Military History Humorist Pillows

Discover funny military history pillows that add humor and personality to your home décor—perfect for fans of history and comedy.

Military History Humorist Prints

Browse our amusing military history prints, ideal for decorating your space with a humorous nod to military lore and history.

Military History Humorist T-Shirts

Check out our hilarious collection of military history humorist t-shirts—designed to entertain and showcase your love for history with a comedic twist.