Military History Humorist Mugs

"Let's run it up the flagpole and see if anyone shoots at it."

'Believe it or not General, the Army is already charging...'

Custer's last nightstand.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Cat in a tank...

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'At ease, soldier.'

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

'...and this is the Mess.'

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

'Does my bum look big in this?'

French Army knife

"Did you call for a Medic?"

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

'At last! Some decent kit.'

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

Your Country Needs MOO!

Banting in the Yeomanry

At a Country House

Ad Valorem

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

General's Coin Toss

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

The Emperor of Irony

Peacekeeping?

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'