Military History Humorist Prints

"Let's run it up the flagpole and see if anyone shoots at it."

'Believe it or not General, the Army is already charging...'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Cat in a tank...

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'At ease, soldier.'

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"Did you call for a Medic?"

French Army knife

'...and this is the Mess.'

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

'At last! Some decent kit.'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Your Country Needs MOO!

Ad Valorem

Banting in the Yeomanry

At a Country House

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

General's Coin Toss

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers

Golf war: 'Fore!'