Military Strategy Humorist Mugs

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Cat in a tank...

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'At ease, soldier.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

'Our recommended position on the market is fetal.'

'...and this is the Mess.'

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

French Army knife

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"Did you call for a Medic?"

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

"This may seem counter intuitive, but maybe the solution is to lighten up."

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'At last! Some decent kit.'

Ad Valorem

Your Country Needs MOO!

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

At a Country House

Banting in the Yeomanry

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

General's Coin Toss

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers

"Whoever made fun of my hat better step forward now, or I'll turn this march around!"

Peacekeeping?

The Emperor of Irony