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After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Cat in a tank...

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'At ease, soldier.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

'Our recommended position on the market is fetal.'

French Army knife

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'...and this is the Mess.'

"Did you call for a Medic?"

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

"This may seem counter intuitive, but maybe the solution is to lighten up."

'At last! Some decent kit.'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

Your Country Needs MOO!

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

Ad Valorem

At a Country House

Banting in the Yeomanry

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

General's Coin Toss

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Peacekeeping?

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers

Beware of the dog.