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'Watkins you remember I said be prepared for the unexpected.'

Your Country Needs MOO!

'Ahhhhh! Don't you just love spring?!'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Cat in a tank...

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'At ease, soldier.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

French Army knife

'...and this is the Mess.'

"Did you call for a Medic?"

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

'At last! Some decent kit.'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

Banting in the Yeomanry

At a Country House

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

Ad Valorem

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

Beware of the dog.

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers

The Emperor of Irony

Peacekeeping?