Military Strategist Humor T-Shirts

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Cat in a tank...

"The new chairman has dropped the brain-storming meetings."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'At ease, soldier.'

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Our recommended position on the market is fetal.'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"Did you call for a Medic?"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'...and this is the Mess.'

French Army knife

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'At last! Some decent kit.'

"This may seem counter intuitive, but maybe the solution is to lighten up."

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Banting in the Yeomanry

At a Country House

If cartoonists fought wars.

Ad Valorem

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

Your Country Needs MOO!

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers